Top Ten Ways to Avoid Disabling Accidents and Illnesses During the Holiday Season
As as public service to visitors of our Disability Insurance Blog, we are offering these top ten ways to avoid disabling accidents and illnesses during the holiday season:
1. Don’t drink and assemble toys, especially those you need to plug in.
2. Don’t stand under the mistletoe at an office party. The spouse of the person standing with you under the mistletoe might be present, which might result in broken bones.
3. Don’t decorate your roof alone. Watch “National Lampoon Christmas Vacation” for details.
4. If you’re weak of heart, avoid the mall on Black Friday or December 24th. If you must go, don’t forget your flak jacket.
5. Drive defensively INSIDE Costco. Those flat carts really hurt!!
6. No matter how anxious you are to set it up, that 60 inch Flat screen TV is really heavy. Get help.
7. STAND AWAY FROM THAT FRUITCAKE!!!
8. Yes, the person who snuck into the parking spot at the mall you were patiently waiting for is a jerk, but it’s not worth a fist fight. Get another spot.
9. Do not look up the chimney on Christmas eve. What if he really does come down there?
10. The Santa suit you rented? Before you put the beard on, consider for a moment what must be living in there.
By following these tips, we hope your holiday season is accident and illness free.
Wishing you a Happy and Healthy Holiday.